Roger Mellon’s Head

Roger Mellon’s head is like a globe.
Not oval-roundy like a human head,
OK, that’s an exaggeration.
I don’t like my boss anymore.
He went to a conference to explain the new Y10k project
and offered me a ticket.


Roger Mellon is my boss

After Roger Mellon assigned me the 10,000K problem, he said:
“Let’s call it the Y10K problem,” and smiled broadly.
“We have more time for this one,” he said
That’s accurate, I guess,
But it’s a dumb project.

The 10,000K Problem

They don’t know what to do with me at work.
So I was assigned the 10,000K problem.
I know, they know, you know that that year 10,000 A.D. is a long way away.
Yes it is.
But that won’t stop me from dealing with the issue.
The 10,000K problem is hear to stay.
For a while.