Thank you for visiting Linkyshire!
Oh distinguished visitors from Russia!
You are very far away.
I wish I could see you.
But I can see you on the google map.
The map is fascinating to an infant like me.
I extend this welcome to you:
welcome to Linkyshire,
the best of all places.
P.S. Perhaps you’d like to join the Lazyites Club.
P.P. S. It doesn’t cost anything.