For Men: Instructions for a Proper Date

I heard this on the TV the other day on the local Linkyshire station.
I think Mayor Armapple was interviewing a resident psychiatrist…

It was stated with sincerity.

I thought I’d pass it along to you.

  1. Go to a coffee shop.
  2. Get coffee.
  3. Sit down next to a girl you think you like.
  4. Or wait for one to come into the coffee shop. It could take a while.
  5. Strike up a conversation.
  6. Then ask, “Would you like to grab a cup of coffee sometime?”

Beer Truck on TV

I saw the Beer truck on TV.
It was pushing Mini-Coopers out of the way.
Right by the fountain.
Right in the middle of town.
Like a plow.
Now I know.