Tuckerhed Football

Tuckerhed football must be played in a parking lot.
Tuckerhed football is played with at least two balls at the same time.
Teams must be lopsided.
When a ball hits a car you must scream.
When a ball hits a player you must scream.
If someone is watching you must calm down,
and play regular touch football.
I was just happy my car was parked in the garage.