Tuckerhed Football

Tuckerhed football must be played in a parking lot.
Tuckerhed football is played with at least two balls at the same time.
Teams must be lopsided.
When a ball hits a car you must scream.
When a ball hits a player you must scream.
If someone is watching you must calm down,
and play regular touch football.
I was just happy my car was parked in the garage.

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George’s Truck

George doesn’t drive a truck.
But his mini-van is quite colorful.
He sells bricks mainly,
and his tru…
mini-van has a picture of a man eating bricks for breakfast.
That’s what his company is called,
“Bricks for Breakfast.”
It makes me want to order some bricks.
Not that I’d know what to do with them.