Hamsters

I have 2 hamsters.
My hamsters are 6 feet tall.
They run in a cage beside me.
I like to compete with them.
They always win.
They don’t like to get out of the cage.
They think there’s a hamster Olympics coming up.
I try to inform them, but they don’t listen to humans.

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I saw them do it.

A black car parked next to friendly car parked in the parking lot.
The guys in the black car jumped up and down on the friendly car.
The friendly car alarm took off and the guys got back in the black car.
The friendly car owner came out and shut off the alarm and went back inside.
The guys in the black car jumped up and down on the friendly car.
The friendly car alarm took off and the guys got back in the black car.
The black car took off, no doubt to repeat their performance.

The LPD officer finished writing my citation and drove off.
Was he daft?

Sometimes I don’t believe what I see and hear.