Linkyshire FC

I don’t like vacations but I was told I had to.
So I took a short vacation and, of course, didn’t know what to do.
So I joined the Linkyshire Football Club.
That’s soccer for you dolts.
Anyway, we played the BushCats, a nemesis of a club.
And I played right back,
receiving a really colorful red card.
Because i showed such enthusiasm, they said,
I was invited back.
I think it’s going to be a great week.

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