Afraid of Crackers

Lately, I’ve been afraid of crackers.
You know, they’re very dry,
dryer than they need to be.
Whenever I see a pack of crackers,
in my living room,
in my bedroom,
in my bathroom,
I get nervous.
Why are there so many crackers around?
Why is it that when I’m afraid of them,
they appear?
Maybe its moths.
I dont know, just guessing.

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