Thank you for visiting Linkyshire!
Oh distinguished visitors from Russia!
You are very far away.
I wish I could see you.
But I can see you on the google map.
The map is fascinating to an infant like me.
I extend this welcome to you:
welcome to Linkyshire,
the best of all places.
P.S. Perhaps you’d like to join the Lazyites Club.
P.P. S. It doesn’t cost anything.
I go down to my mailbox.
I empty the mailbox.
I walk into the garage holding my mail.
I lift the top of the recycling bin and
Toss my mail into the bin.
I was coming home from N-Town, a mere 8 miles away.
Then it started to snow, heavily.
All the cars slowed down
Because we were all scared of crashing our cars together.
I turned North and all the cars were there.
I turned West and all the cars were there.
I got to thinking, after I created a new lane for myself in the snow,
that all roads lead to Linkyshire,
because everyone was going there with me.
Massive numbers of cars were coming from the Interstate.
Massive numbers of cars were coming from the side roads.
That made time go more slowly…
I kept switching my radio on and off and
We made a long double line of cars
that moved toward Linkyshire.
Linkyshire is popular, even when it snows!