John Puterhead and Pinky’s Puter

John Puterhead was brought in to look at Pinky’s puter.
It was slow.
He looked.
He saw.
He shook his head.
There’s no way I can fix this on my own, he said.
So John Puterhead was stumped.
I was stumped.
Pinky’s puter is slow because of 1000 email and 1000 sticky notes.
Pinky finds this all a bit terrifying.
I think John Puterhead feels the same way.