John Arrives

John is back.
He says he was in Antarctica on a trip.
Don’t believe it. And remember he is from Finland not Antarctica.

When I bumped into him a second time he said he was in the woods for four months.
That is believable.

I know what I want to do now, he said.
What?
I have to find a woman to marry, he said.
But to get a woman I have to get a job, he said.
To get a job I have to take a shower, he said.

Sounds like a productive time in the woods, I thought.

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