John is back.
He says he was in Antarctica on a trip.
Don’t believe it. And remember he is from Finland not Antarctica.
When I bumped into him a second time he said he was in the woods for four months.
That is believable.
I know what I want to do now, he said.
I have to find a woman to marry, he said.
But to get a woman I have to get a job, he said.
To get a job I have to take a shower, he said.
Sounds like a productive time in the woods, I thought.