Armapple’s Office

Mayor Armapple’s office has nice Herman Miller chairs.
Mayor Armapple graduated from Herman Miller college in Woffsburg, Germany.
He said nice things about LInkyshire.
Then he asked me about my Mini-Cooper which is what polite Linkyshire people say to each other.
We talked about the weather.
Linkyshire’s weather is a bit toasty these days, he said.
Then he said some mean things about Evantonian which I appreciated.
I nodded my head when he said those things about Evantonian.
Then he asked me if I wanted to join the Linkyshire militia.
Linkyshire has a militia? I asked.
He told me to think about it and escorted me to the front of the town hall.
I got into my Mini-Cooper feeling scared.

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