I got Mayor Armapple’s latest scheme in the mail today…
To: Linkyshire Awards Program Participant
The Linkyshire Awards Program is writing you to alert you to your award!!!
This weekend only and no other weekend you have been awarded a free stay in Linkyshire!
Award Benefits include:
• Free food with your stay at the location of your stay only
• Clean sheets as soon as you leave Linkyshire
• Fabulous Linkyshire shopping with access to shopping in less attractive environs nearby
• Free access to Linkyshire treadmill!
• Views of bucolic Linkyshire – no need to imagine them – right out your window (includes parking lot)
• Free underground, not spooky, parking with access to your stay room
• Free WiFi – imagine surfing the Internet for free!
• Free use of widescreen TV (no cable) – bring any DVD you like!
• Share the suite with a real resident of Linkyshire.
Imagine shaking Mayor Oliver Armapple’s hand in person!
Come any time this Thursday or Friday and stay until Sunday or Monday!
Don’t pass it up!