Brewster’s Literary Query 2.0

Dear Literary Agent:

In a fast and expanding world, where everyone struggles to take in more information than they need, there is a new blog available which has nothing to do with that problem. Stories From Linkyshire purports to provide “Wry and surprising observations about Linkyshire.”

So welcome to the unpredictable fictional account of life in Linkyshire where characters are endearingly odd and life is much like it is. Meet John (who quit his job for good), Paul & Ruth (partners to a subtle marital battle), Pinky and Brewster (the diarist himself) and finally the truck driving Evantonians. The blog is in its 6th month and growing.

My query to you today is this, what kind of paper should the book have? How many people will read it? How many copies will be sold? How much money can we make on it?