The New Museum

The wise old birds of the Linkyshire Committee
announced the formation of a new museum.
They call it the Museum of Contemporary Americana.
I went for a visit.
It is a large McMansion with a brick facade.
Low cost items from the most popular discount stores
serve as exhibits.
I walked through the house for a fee of 3 bucks.
It was pretty accurate.
The furniture, plants, dishes, utensils were plastic.
There was a TV on in every room.
There was even a guard there.
I joked with the guard.
He was funny.
He told me he sometimes plays with the ice trays
in the freezer.
The ice cubes are lego shapes.