Paul & Ruth decided they needed something in common.
They took their Mini-Coopers to the track.
Paul edged out Ruth on the back leg and
crossed the finish line first.
After he stopped Ruth nailed him.
Now they have two Mini-Coopers
at the collision shop.
John came to my place and asked me a question,
He stared at me.
He looked grim.
“Why ask a question?” I said.
He seemed happy with that.
I opened the door for him.
Pinky and I went to the dog park.
I watched the Evantonian Police post a notice–
banning all Linkyshire dogs from the dog park.
After they left,
I mangled the sign with my bare hands and buried it in the sand.
The happy dogs that frolic in the park don’t care.
They like other dogs.
I am like them except
I have to use my hands to catch a frisbee.
Believe me, I’ve tried otherwise, but nothing works.
Fred is the Fire Chief in Linkyshire.
He has had a fascination with fire since childhood.
He dreams of fires in houses and factories.
He likes people too.
He dreams of people in fires.
He dreams of saving them
Either way it is a good career for Fred.
Paul & Ruth decided to do something together.
Normally, this is not advisable in their case.
What they decided was to go parachuting nearby.
The plane let them out.
They parachuted down on top of our building.
An argument ensued.
Pinky and I went to the coffee shop.
It was really hot outside and…
really cold inside.
Pinky had to go outside to warm up.
The music sounded like ten thousand
We had a good time in the coffee shop
taking note of its design.
Some pots crashed.
It made my face twitch.
People heard Mrs. Magellan shouting.
We all went to her door and shouted back.
She shouted again.
Finally, John came out.
What is going on? we said.
She killed a bat with a piece of toast.