Evantonian Speeders

Evantonians are speeding through our village in their big trucks.
The LPD take pleasure in stopping them.
The LPD never issue a citation to an Evantonian, instead
they mash their car keys on the spot.
I’ve never seen this done but I know it is true.
It is a good day when an Evantonian key is mashed and the LPD track the number of keys they take for mashing.
I feel safer because of it.
They have mashed 551 keys.
The Evantonians never learn.
Maybe they enjoy the long walk home.