Many people live in Linkyshire.
But not too many.
Everyone drives a Mini-Cooper.
You pronounce that “Meeni-Couper”.
It is a law by consensus.
Most people here think Linkyshire is better than Evantonian.
Evantonian is a nearby town. I think Evantonian sucks.
I’m glad I’m not from there.
It has high buildings that get in your way.
Mostly I like driving my Mini-Cooper in Linkyshire.
I wave to the people as I go by.