For some reason,
members of the LPD (Linkyshire Police Department) have taken jobs in town.
For instance, Harmon, the night patrol guy, is working as a dishwasher.
Reports indicate they all met by the fountain two nights ago
and threw their hand guns into the water.
I went to check and sure enough
there was a pile of them there
rusting away.
Evantonian truck traffic has increased.
The positive is that the sirens don’t wake me up in the middle of the night.
I appreciate that.
